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  • Mordaunt Gets Patels Job

    Penny Mordaunt has been promoted to the cabinet as the new International Development Secretary, following the resignation of Priti Patel.

    Well jayziz they're grabbing them with little experience these days....and tarts as far as she's concerned in my estimation.....just taking the piss......disgusting really for an MP.

    A Tory MP has revealed she delivered a speech on poultry welfare to Parliament for the sole purpose of saying “c**k” several times after her Royal Navy colleagues presented her with a puerile forfeit for a “misdemeanour” during training.

    Penny Mordaunt, the Conservative MP for Portsmouth North, delivered a commons speech laced with innuendo, in which she used the word “c**k” six times and “lay” or “laid” five times during the course of her speech, in which she also had to utter the names of several Navy officers, the the Mail on Sunday reported.
    We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

  • #2
    Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
    Penny Mordaunt has been promoted to the cabinet as the new International Development Secretary, following the resignation of Priti Patel.

    Well jayziz they're grabbing them with little experience these days....and tarts as far as she's concerned in my estimation.....just taking the piss......disgusting really for an MP.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...arliament.html
    Tart with a plum in it.
    We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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    • #3
      wor de egged on..
      in god i trust...everyone else cash only.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
        Tart with a plum in it.
        Which end???
        I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
        Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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        • #5
          Originally posted by cosmo View Post
          wor de egged on..
          You know !!! the matelots were Cock-a-Hoop right nuff.....
          Ride a Cock Horse te Banbury Cross will never sound the same again.
          We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jembo View Post
            Which end???
            Well knowing her !!!!
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            We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
              Well knowing her !!!!
              Nice nail varnish ....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Twobob View Post
                Nice nail varnish ....
                And a glorious pair ..............................of eyes .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Twobob View Post
                  Nice nail varnish ....
                  Originally posted by Twobob View Post
                  And a glorious pair ..............................of eyes .
                  Might give her a starring role in me next homemade movie eh ? wacha think ?.
                  We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
                    Might give her a starring role in me next homemade movie eh ? wacha think ?.
                    Baggsy the sofa ..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Twobob View Post
                      Baggsy the sofa ..
                      You bet....Would ye like popcorn wit yer whiskey n soda ?.
                      We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
                        Might give her a starring role in me next homemade movie eh ? wacha think ?.
                        Don’t forget to take the bung out first.
                        I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                        Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jembo View Post
                          Don’t forget to take the bung out first.
                          Godforbiddinallharm !!!!!!
                          We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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