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  • #16
    It's always an elbow or an arse with you.

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    • #17
      The most hurry the less speed.....
      The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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      • #18
        The whores melt......(what ever that was)
        The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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        • #19
          If you don't shut up I'll swing for you.....can you imagine your mother swinging for you?
          I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
          Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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          • #20
            Look at the dirt on the back of your neck
            Last edited by dinny; 09-12-2016, 02:46 PM.
            The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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            • #21
              Don't leave a tide mark when you wash your neck...
              Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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              • #22
                Take your coat off , ye wont know the good of it going out ????????

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                • #23
                  The longest way round is the shortest way home

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                  • #24
                    "'Clare to God I'll spicify you" ..... I think 'Clare to God ' is a shortened "I declare to God" ...... 'spicify' .... was meant you'd get a beating.

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                    • #25
                      "Here's yer hat .... what's yer hurry "?

                      "Your father will never be dead as long as you are alive".

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                      • #26
                        Ye little bugger .

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                        • #27
                          I was fit to be tied

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                          • #28
                            heres her chest her arse is coming (took me years to figure that out lol)

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Mykidsmom View Post
                              heres her chest her arse is coming (took me years to figure that out lol)
                              My Ma's version of that was " heres me head , me arse is following "

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                              • #30
                                my da said the same bo hahahhaa....

                                another of me mas was.."people in glasshouses shouldnt throw stones.."

                                and my favourite..." those that are rearing, should be sparing"

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