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  • Hitlers

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    Last edited by jembo; 20-12-2017, 08:05 AM.
    I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
    Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

  • #2
    Originally posted by jembo View Post
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    To the "Colonel Bogey March"


    Hitler, has only got one ball,
    Goering, has two but they are very small,
    Himmler has something similar
    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
    Whistle Chorus:

    Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
    Stuttgart, die München all on call,
    Munich, vee lift our tunich,
    To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
    Whistle Chorus:

    Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
    And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
    A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
    Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
    Whistle Chorus:

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Chopped it off when he was small.

    She threw it over West-Germany,
    It landed in the deep blue sea,
    The fishes got out their dishes,
    And had scallops and bollocks for tea.
    Whistle Chorus:

    We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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