*
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter*
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.* It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!* They put in a correction the next day.* *
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.* *
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says*
***** No kidding, really? Ya think?*
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers**
****** Now that's taking things a bit far!*
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------ -*
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over**
****** What a guy!***
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death*
The-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!*
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant**
See if that works any better than a fair trial!*
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------*
War Dims Hope for Peace**
I can see where it might have that effect!*
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*If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile*
** Ya think?!*
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures**
***** Who would have thought!*
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;*Police*Suspect Homicide* *
They may be on to something!*
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------*
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges**
***** You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?**
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------*
Man Struck By Lightning:*Faces*Battery*Charg e**
**** He probably IS the battery charge!*
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger*Test Group**
Weren't they fat enough?!*
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft *
That's what he gets for eating those beans!*
*----------------------------- --------------------**
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks**
****** Do they taste like chicken?
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***Local *High School*Dropouts*Cut in Half**
****** Chainsaw Massacre all over again!*
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors**
****** Boy, are they tall!*
****************************** ****************
And the winner is....**
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead**
**
**** Did I read that right?*
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter*
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.* It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!* They put in a correction the next day.* *
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.* *
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says*
***** No kidding, really? Ya think?*
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers**
****** Now that's taking things a bit far!*
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------ -*
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over**
****** What a guy!***
------------------------------ ------------------------------ --- *
Miners Refuse to Work after Death*
The-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!*
------------------------------ ------------------------ *
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant**
See if that works any better than a fair trial!*
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------*
War Dims Hope for Peace**
I can see where it might have that effect!*
----------------------------- ------------------------------ -----*
*If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile*
** Ya think?!*
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------- *
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures**
***** Who would have thought!*
----------------------------- ------------------------------ -----*
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;*Police*Suspect Homicide* *
They may be on to something!*
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------*
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges**
***** You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?**
* ---------------------------- ------------------------------*
Man Struck By Lightning:*Faces*Battery*Charg e**
**** He probably IS the battery charge!*
------------------------------ ---------------- *
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger*Test Group**
Weren't they fat enough?!*
------------------------------ -----------------* *
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft *
That's what he gets for eating those beans!*
*----------------------------- --------------------**
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks**
****** Do they taste like chicken?
****************************** ***********
***Local *High School*Dropouts*Cut in Half**
****** Chainsaw Massacre all over again!*
***************************** ***********************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors**
****** Boy, are they tall!*
****************************** ****************
And the winner is....**
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead**
**
**** Did I read that right?*
****************************** *********************