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Old 12-09-2017, 01:34 AM
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Lickspittal indeed....but yur the wan the Sgt spittled over....funny ole thing.....now try to get over it.....after all he was superior to you and you were a common Irish deserter.....wha ye expect eh?


A little story......

There's me on parade but in my geographical mode.......This shouting NCO decides to interrupt my meanderings down the River Pruth with one almighty shout of ''LEFT TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....well I was just about to head towards Romania and the River Tisa so I turned RIGHT.......
Yes, I certainly thought I'd started WW3 as without a word he marched up to me and stood about an inch from my face.....Deafening me with his right foot coming to an unbelievably noisy halt. (I quickly in my mind ran all the way over the Carpathian Mountains and stood next to him in Celle in Germany)....After a torrent of verbal abuse, even accusing my Mam and Dad of not being married....I smiled (yes, I had enjoyed my trip across half of Europe to stand next to this amusing man)..Well that was when the waterworks started, after another torrent of this time droplet filled verbal abuse I decided not to smile again.....A wise decision as the poor man's eyes where by this time about an eight of an inch from my forehead, having come completely out of their sockets......Well, after the usual threat of a charge he decided I was wet enough and marched away..... Sadly that ruined my geographical thoughts for that day.....
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Old 12-09-2017, 02:32 AM
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what a dick he was.
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Old 12-09-2017, 09:56 AM
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Yes, I made my own choices without spitting on anything or anybody....
Oh yes Ireland should be proud of her favourite British army son....a true ambassador for the nation...no doubt.

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He was of higher rank.....I have no superiors on this earth and never will have....
Well yeah an So was everyone else allegedly.

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Sadly you think that you are superior to most......Now get with it, grow up, and join the real world.
Ahh come on sure...ye can't go blamin me for your inferiority complex....see deValera or McQuaid for dat.

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It will take a while and a lot of help but you may succeed in the end.....Try it...For your own sake..
De ye think I should take the same pills as yours.....But dor workin on ye yet....an as fer dem anti voting meds yer on....well they work ok.

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PS, yes I was late for work many times in the Army....
Well fancy dat....never woulda had ye down fer a lazy sob.

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...But, I, yes Me, beat the Bastards
New book ??? How Quinner spanked the empire

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I walked away whistling...
So yur dat whistling Jack Smith fella in de skies...."I was my Sergeant Bill's Batman" ffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5...EOhbjQ&index=1

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I know, I know, I've won again YO HO!!!! I'm in civvy street with shoes on my feet...YO HO, YO HO YO HO... YO HO!!!!
Sure isn't it little that amuses a child.
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Old 12-09-2017, 09:57 AM
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what a dick he was.
Jaze willya stop talkin about the 'private' like dat.
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Old 12-09-2017, 12:56 PM
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Oh yes Ireland should be proud of her favourite British army son....a true ambassador for the nation...no doubt.

Well yeah an So was everyone else allegedly.

Ahh come on sure...ye can't go blamin me for your inferiority complex....see deValera or McQuaid for dat.

De ye think I should take the same pills as yours.....But dor workin on ye yet....an as fer dem anti voting meds yer on....well they work ok.

Well fancy dat....never woulda had ye down fer a lazy sob.

New book ??? How Quinner spanked the empire

So yur dat whistling Jack Smith fella in de skies...."I was my Sergeant Bill's Batman" ffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5...EOhbjQ&index=1

Sure isn't it little that amuses a child.
I notice you haven't perused the words I wrote down......Being brainwashed proves you cannot handle the truth...Brussels has ruined your ability to accept the real world.......

Yes, I was late back to work when my Dad took sixteen weeks to die and I stayed home with my Mam to look after him.....No spitting NCO comes before my Mam......
I have/had no obligation to Her Majesty the Queen to honour a contract I signed when I was under age and too young to legally have signed such an obligation.....

I will leave the Heroics to you.....

Technically I was discharged for refusing to serve When the trouble started in Northern Ireland........Not a lot of Sailors know that......
That is the simple reason why I dodged a Court Martial.....And Prison......

Begone they said......You are a Citizen of 'The Republic of Ireland....

Now, have you managed to seek help for your problems with the real world..?
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what a dick he was.
Name was ''Tokyo Joe''......No, not because he took over Tokyo in WW2..

Because he got drunk in Tokyo on his was to the Korean War.....Fell down some steps, broke his leg and some other bits and missed the Korean war altogether.....
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Desperate man goes to his Doctor in Somerset......

Mam.....I am in the height of pain, I cannot walk or sit and get comfortable with my hips, for the third time they have cancelled my operation due to the lack of money......

Doctor.....Never mind...Have a glass of Moselle Valley wine.....That will make you feel better......

The first part of the story is true...

The second part is what Europhiles wish to be true.......
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Old 12-09-2017, 02:08 PM
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Desperate man goes to his Doctor in Somerset......

Mam.....I am in the height of pain, I cannot walk or sit and get comfortable with my hips, for the third time they have cancelled my operation due to the lack of money......

Doctor.....Never mind...Have a glass of Moselle Valley wine.....That will make you feel better......

The first part of the story is true...

The second part is what Europhiles wish to be true.......
Jaziz it's gettin worser be the minnih....
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Jaziz it's gettin worser be the minnih....

yes, billions and billions going to rich people in the EU and people in the UK being deprived of Hospital treatment.......It is a shocking state of affairs and should never have been allowed to happen.....

I am pleased you are coming to your senses, but not all of them yet......

Be patient as you may see sense one day.....
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yes, billions and billions going to rich people in the EU and people in the UK being deprived of Hospital treatment.......
Wudje ever gerrof the stage and read a paper now an den willya.

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It is a shocking state of affairs and should never have been allowed to happen.....
Whoze deprived of hospital treatment ...de ye know them all eh ?. Gerrup the bleedin yard wicha.

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I am pleased you are coming to your senses, but not all of them yet......
Senses is right...should have more sense dan te be talkin te you.

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Be patient as you may see sense one day.....
Dem pills still noh workin eh ?...I'd take em back an find yerself a feckin witch-doctor instead.
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