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  • #16
    Originally posted by bigby View Post
    if no one can say anything nice about you after you are dead, what is the point of blowing your own trumpet?

    My best mate from work wants to say something at my funeral.......
    Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by quinner View Post
      My best mate from work wants to say something at my funeral.......
      something????
      I am not having a funeral so if anyone wants to say anything about me they can tell me while I am alive

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      • #18
        Originally posted by bigby View Post
        something????
        I am not having a funeral so if anyone wants to say anything about me they can tell me while I am alive
        Just something funny about work.....he is a lovely man...lol

        Anway my family know I do mad things for a laugh......
        Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by quinner View Post
          Just something funny about work.....he is a lovely man...lol

          Anway my family know I do mad things for a laugh......
          I bet you saved enough lead to make your own coffin.
          I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
          Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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          • #20
            Originally posted by jembo View Post
            I bet you saved enough lead to make your own coffin.
            lol..I'm having a wicker coffin.....
            Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by quinner View Post
              lol..I'm having a wicker coffin.....
              Sore on the arse

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              • #22
                Originally posted by rasher View Post
                Sore on the arse


                If they put a few bacon ribs in.....I will be a Diner sore arse...
                Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by quinner View Post
                  If they put a few bacon ribs in.....I will be a Diner sore arse...
                  Diewirasorearse

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by rasher View Post
                    Diewirasorearse
                    I do not intend to take up any space when I cease to exist.....
                    Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by quinner View Post
                      I do not intend to take up any space when I cease to exist.....
                      Some might say others are a waste of the space they currently displace.
                      We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
                        Some might say others are a waste of the space they currently displace.
                        I came I saw I criticised..Damn..

                        Just a suggestion for your Gold Plaque...
                        Here Rex!!!...Here Rex!!!.....Wuff!!!....... Wuff!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by bigby View Post
                          something????
                          I am not having a funeral so if anyone wants to say anything about me they can tell me while I am alive
                          I'm not having a funeral either. I've already told my loved ones to pop me in a wicker basket and off to the crematorium. I would much prefer my daughter and her family to spend the money having the holiday of a lifetime... and farewell me that way.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by barefoot View Post
                            I'm not having a funeral either. I've already told my loved ones to pop me in a wicker basket and off to the crematorium. I would much prefer my daughter and her family to spend the money having the holiday of a lifetime... and farewell me that way.
                            I've never heard of anyone not having a funeral - is this common in Ireland? I must admit it sounds a good idea. I was wondering what kind of funeral to have as I'm not religious anymore so I wouldn't want a Catholic one, but I wouldn't want any sort of new-age humanist one either, so maybe no funeral at all is the way to go.....literally.......

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by barefoot View Post
                              I'm not having a funeral either. I've already told my loved ones to pop me in a wicker basket and off to the crematorium. I would much prefer my daughter and her family to spend the money having the holiday of a lifetime... and farewell me that way.

                              BF....A member of my family does Humanist Obituaries I'll get him to say a few words over your wicker basket
                              The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by dinny View Post
                                BF....A member of my family does Humanist Obituaries I'll get him to say a few words over your wicker basket
                                I went to a Humanist funeral a couple of years ago. Very nice indeed.
                                I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                                Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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